Paris Hilton meet Kitty Bradshaw

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Imagine me, The Kitty Bradshaw, walking down the street minding my own business… when out pops a female paparazzi who almost knocks me down to the ground.  Before I could get up cursing and carrying on, I realized she had her camera pointing and clicking at the black SUV directly on my right.  Next thing you know I was surrounded by paparazzi taking pictures, so I ducked out-of-the-way.  A voice said to me… STOP… WAIT… SEE WHO IS IN THE TRUCK!  So I did… low and behold it was Paris Hilton.  I immediately took out my professional camera out, “BlackBerry Curve 8900” and started clicking for my life, lolll.  Yes, I was caught up in the maze of flashing lights.  I am not particularly a Paris fan… but it was exciting to be caught up in it all.

Dear Paris Hilton:  Thank you for that brief moment is excitement.  Next time can you please hold the pose for 60 seconds, my BlackBerry has a 5 minute delay, lolll.

Warmest Regards, Your not so much a BFF, -Kitty Bradshaw

6 responses to “Paris Hilton meet Kitty Bradshaw”

  1. The Jaded NYer Avatar

    HA! You are such a nut case… but listen, if you ever come across John Cusack, give me the head's up 😀

  2. @DavidDust Avatar

    LOL!!! You lead the most glamorous life!!!

    XOXOXOXO

  3. Tina Lee Jones Avatar

    Too Funny Girlie! Wish I was there to share the moment!

  4. Benton Mccumiskey Avatar

    What’s the deal with Miss Hilton? Someone said anywhere that she was going to be in a Guinness World Records book for the world’s “Most Overrated Celebrity.” As if! Can she act? Is she hot as a model? Double yuck! And escaping of prison earlier? Ms. Untalented skirting her accountability because of her fantastic grandpa, or was it her celeb status?

  5. Nigel Lemelle Avatar

    I’ve been watching Paris Hilton’s BFF. Where do they come across these people? They’re from another world!

  6. Andrew Wussow Avatar

    Paris is really cute some people think that she is retarded but i say shes HOT