Lifestyle, Love & War: How to seduce a man with Crown Royal and Wit
There are 500 ways to seduce your partner; but for those that are clueless as to what seduction truly means we will begin with a core definition then go into a few basics.
se·duce
/s??d(y)o?os/
verb
verb: seduce; 3rd person present: seduces; past tense: seduced; past participle: seduced; gerund or present participle: seducing
1. attract (someone) to a belief or into a course of action outside of them.
For you to understand the art of seduction you must also know that it’s not limited to sex. Yes, you can seduce someone into having sex. You can also seduce someone into a contract with non sexual tactics, taking out the trash, flying you to a private island, etc. While some see it as manipulation, it really leans more towards persuasion. Business execs seduce potential clients, housewives seduce husbands, and longtime girlfriends seduce clueless boyfriends into marriage. The below tips are not limited to romance- but to give this post a face and for the sake of good examples; the ladies will be our focus.
1. Present Something Not Already Being Offered– sex is too obvious and material things grow old. What else can you bring to the table?
2. Understand Your Prey– stumped on the first step? Your next step should be taking the time to understand your prey. What are their likes and dislikes? What draws a spark out of them? Once you have all of the answers go back to step one.
3. Use What They Know About You And Give Them The Reverse– even a fireplace gets tired of the same ole log; so it turns to wood chips and branches. I am not saying change who you are rather approach it from a different angle.
4. Always Check On The Pie Baking In The Oven– Behind every good pie, is an even better recipe. Never assume your man will reach the same conclusion on his own. Also, know that the pie will burn if left in the over for too long. I suggest perfecting the recipe of you to get the pie.
5. If You’re Not Smart or Knowledgeable Do More Listening Than Talking– sometimes we want the unobtainable, and are forced to crash the party. Your next option is to think on your feet. While you are on step 2, speed reading through your “Football for Dummies” handbook- look lively and do more listening than talking, loll.
6. Never Look Your Intentions Dead In The Eye– Learn to pay attention without looking. While there are a small percentage of men that appreciate directness, there is an even larger percentage that enjoy the chase. Don’t say I want to marry you and have kids on the first date. Instead, ask for advice on how to build a house 🙂
7. Make Them Think It Was Their Idea– this will require dumbing yourself down. I am not saying come across as stupid, rather take it down a notch. Instead of announcing that you want to go on a date: 1. Bring up car racing. 2. Talk about that time you went go kart racing. 3. Talk about that time as a child your dad built you a soap box out of a cardboard box and skateboard after you saw the classic Paul Newman film where he was a race car driver. 4. Mention how the new Fast & Furious movie is coming out. 5. Casually mention how you wonder if the new movie will be any good. 6. Keep the subject of cars while mentioning car movies.
At some point if he is into you he will suggest to take you to the movie. Now, some of you are probably wondering why one doesn’t just flat out ask their man to take them to the movies. Several things were happening above such as: Are they into you? Are they smart? Again, are they into you?! Step 7 will reveal a lot.
8. Smell The Part– most men love a mate that smells good. Now smelling good means understanding the various scents and selecting the right one according to the man you want. Also note: Bath & Body Works smells cheap so unless you’re a hooker invest in good perfume. I like a spicy scent yet feminine scent of Narciso Rodriguez.
9. Exercise Your Prey’s Imagination– never provide all of the answers upfront. When he has questions that means he is thinking about you. Also, never give 100% of the answers- this doesn’t mean to lie, it just means you are batting them along. Basically this where you drop crumbs that lead to the prize.
10. Crown Royal and Conversation: Yes, you can use any brand of liquor but seduce them into liking the one you like. Hold your ground and learn how to make an awesome cocktail. I can make several slamming cocktails but for the man I typically go for I would mix Crown Royal, club soda, lemonade, and a pinch of honey. Since everyone makes lemonade differently I would use discretion when measuring. You don’t want it to be too sweet or watery. If you don’t like the drink find one that you do; don’t serve something you wouldn’t drink yourself. Also, never drink more than your man. Finally, name the drink after you. For example my name is Kitty so all of my drinks when plotting against a man are either Feisty Kitty, Kitty on the Beach, Ratchet Kitty, or my personal favorite “The Tempting Kitty” lollll.
Lifestyle, Love & War: How to seduce a man with Crown Royal and Witt
