Kitty Ebert Reviews The Movie: Twilight

So I went to the movies to see Twilight last night…. (Insert punchline here______) VAMPIRE SOFT PORN, I TELL YA!!!! AM I the only one who doesn’t find the lead vampire attractive?!  Well technically he is not the lead vampire but he certainly was the main one.  Doesn’t he look like he could be Herman Monsters grandson?!  *thinking* Now that we are playing “What Monster are you related to?”   Doesn’t the vampire on the left look like he... Read More

Miss Kitty Manners: Party Etiquette

FOR GUEST: 1. Never show up empty-handed (bring a card, bottle of wine, a dildo, etc…) 2. Always respond to an invitation no later than 1 week prior to the event with a yes or no. 2a. If this is a major event such as an Anniversary, Birthday, Graduation, Wedding, etc… If you are unable to attend send a card and/or gift with regrets. Again, at the very least send a card! 2b. If for some reason you can’t show up to an event at the last-minute after you have... Read More

My 100th Post- Secrets Revealed!!!!

I am not quite sure of my actual start date, but I know it was sometime in June.  A lot of people don’t know that I have blogged for 10 years prior to doing my own site.  I have had minor success with this site, and good reviews from my peers. I have decided to share some secrets to my success for those looking to get started. I wanted a professionally done site that reflected my personality.  The 2 people/sites that were instrumental in achieving that vision were: Jade:... Read More

Happy Birthday to ME!!!!

30 is the NEW 19!!!! now for the song of the day… I am dedicating it to myself… a 1978 Classic!!! Thank you Mom and Dad for doing what grown folks do on Valentines Night 1978 and producing me!!!! *thinkin* I wonder if they was doing it to this song…. lollll  Read More

Kitty Bradshaw in California…

Kitty Says: Why is it like 95 degrees here?!  I packed up all my cute sundresses, sandals, and short shorts and threw them in a suit case and headed straight to JFK… *sighs* Los Angeles winters are the best.  So sorry New York… I can honestly say I don’t miss you in this moment, lolll.   Be  back next week…  Read More

Kitty Bradshaw presents: Song of the Day!

Ok, in the process of packing my suit cases, trying on clothes… I turned on my favorite 80′s music and started dancing in my underwear to this, loll!  Read More

Harlem for Obama on 11-4-08

I had the most amazing time in life this past Tuesday! I stood with the people of Harlem, and witnessed the people shut down 125th to party in the middle of the streets. Please, forgive me… I know this post is a few days late but I am still recuperating from history being made (and all the parties thereafter). This was better than a Super Bowl Win and New Years Eve times ten! I, Kitty Bradshaw witnessed people hugging, kissing, crying, dancing upon hearing Obama become... Read More