This past weekend I turned down 3 date offers because I was down in the dumps about getting my walking papers…
I decided to take one offer because on Sunday I felt like I needed to get out the house. This particular dude I met at the club *sigh* “The Shadow Night Club“ *holds head down in shame* and to his credit he was cute in the club. Now the thing about meeting people in the club is you gotta worry about them being cute under the natural sunlight, loll. Well he passed that test too…
SO dude says he wants to take me out to dinner and he picks the restaurant.
QUESTION: Why he take me to a fast food restaurant?! *faints*
Now I am not saying I am too good for a fast food restaurant but it just fucked me up a little that in my few years of dating I have never had a dude take me to a fast food restaurant. It wasn’t even a good one like McDonald’s or Grey’s Papaya (yum yum) it was this spot called COSI with the nastiest ass food ever!!!!
Think Quiznos with pizza…
So anyways as I was sitting there waiting for my food on a cafeteria tray to come out as I looked at him from across the table I noticed this long nose hair growing out of his right nostril. It was so long that it grew out and then curled back into his nose… the next stage for this nose hair was to form into a dread. I sat there (as he talked) and starred at it the whole time wondering to myself “Does he not notice this long nose hair?!”
*thinking* they should writie an autographical tale about this called “A Nose Hair Grows In Brooklyn”…
*thinkin* Are nose Hair the latest fashion?!
Meanwhile dude over to there talking about whatever makes him tick and I am over here on my side of the table
*thinkin* I wonder what Mrsfab, Saucy Dame Dizzle, Phone Girl, or Wes would have to say about this?!
*thinkin* why am I thinking about these chicks on my date?!
*thinking* I wish this dude was Terrell Owens… cause Terrell would definately not walk out the house with hair extensions growning out his nose.
*sigh* If Terrell was here we would be gazing into each others eyes blowing kisses at each other…
I mean should I be more disturbed that he took me to a fast food restaurant or that he had a mullet tail growing out of his nose?
In any event I offered to pay for the meal because trust me it was under $10. He declined like the big man on campus and pulled out his credit card like he was moving mountains.
Kitty says: Yes, impress me big daddy! Interest charges are mad sexy! Ok, maybe I sound stuck up… So in order to make amends for me sounding stuck up the next guy I meet I am going to ask him out to dinner first as soon as I get a job, lolll! Men need to be treated too ya know! Maybe I should offer to buy a man a drink… *sigh* but I am scarred of rejection, lolll… plus Terrell wouldnt like me doing that (he gets jealous when I talk about other men on my site)
The month of August should be “Cater To The Men Month” because there are some good men out there who don’t have raccoon tails growing out their nose and they should be honored!
Ladies: Jump on this dammit! Wintertime is fast approaching and I don’t wanna hear no shit about how yall can’t find any good men and it’s cold outside!
I would like to dedicate this song to all the men… cause Kitty loves you (as long as you don’t have donkey pussy growing out your nose..) *kisses*


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