Uptown A train: ATTACK!!!!

 

I got attacked by the incredible snow monster on the Uptown A train coming home!

All I know is I was minding my own business coming home from work; reading my AM New York paper when I looked up and this big ball of teddy bear pussy was  looking down on me… I will keep it real with yall: It scarred the shit outta me!

 

 

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I don’t know who to call first: PETA,Mattel or Build-A-Brear?!

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Great Teddy Ruxpin’s Ghost!!!!!

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I am so serious!  How many teddy bears died to make this coat???!!!!

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You New Yorkers love some cotton crack on your back.  I think this is the fashion trend out here.  I leave yall to your wintertime trends!

 

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I am done!

Comments
4 Responses to “Uptown A train: ATTACK!!!!”
  1. HILLARIOUS!!!! I hate fur in 9 out of 10 times, it generally looks tacky and a little too Huggy Bear-ish to me…..

  2. David Dust says:

    Oh Honey -

    You crack me up. Thank goodness you didn’t say anything to her. You just KNOW it was a special occasion because Miss Thang was wearing her “Fuh”. Not fur – “fuh”.

    XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

  3. NAT says:

    Why do “Big Boned” women wear oversize Fur coats, don’t they have mirrors at home?

  4. LOL When I was in NY I think I may have been on the train with the same lady

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