Kitty Ebert reviews: The Repo Man

OH EM GEE this movie was horrible!!!!  Watching the movie made me think that the director woke up one day and said. “I want to make a movie with really gory action scenes…. Let me throw a plot together around that”.  Like this film is the worst of the worst.  If I want gory action scenes, I will put out my “300” DVD, and call it a day.

Dear Forrest Whitaker: I know it’s hard out there for black actors to get good roles, but damn!  Did they run out of roles in Alice in Wonderland?  I have seen high school productions put together better than this.  Ray J and Kim Kardashian made a better film then this.  Like, I am going to need you to be more selective in roles now that you have Oscar Winning Actor on your resumé.  Like read the script first!

Jude Law?!  *sighs* When have we ever seen a good movie where Jude Law was the lead.  Jude, although very handsome… is a C list actor at best.

I don’t encourage pirating and/or bootlegging but this wasn’t worth the ink used to print the tickets.  When the movie wrapped at the screening, someone yelled, “I want my free pass back!”

This movie is so bad, I don’t give it a F…. I give it a Z-.

*sighs* FAIL

Jude Law Remy
Forest Whitaker Jake
Alice Braga Beth
Liev Schreiber Frank
Carice van Houten Carol
Chandler Canterbury Peter
Joe Pingue Ray
Liza Lapira Alva
Tiffany Espensen Little Alva
Yvette Nicole Brown Rhodesia
RZA T-Bone
Wayne Ward John
Tanya Clarke Hooker
Max Turnbull Larry the Lung
Howard Hoover Salesman
Comments
11 Responses to “Kitty Ebert reviews: The Repo Man”
  1. dolly says:

    Thanks Kitty! you saved me twenty bucs.

  2. Nile Flores says:

    I really did not have any interest in Repo Man because it just seems like it was going to suck… and that was just the previews.

  3. Kim says:

    I figured it would be a bad movie

  4. Riekert29@gmail.com says:

    You need about basic software loaded on top of your supercomputer too to watch movies online. You need about tape singing software like Adobe Flash Player, Divx, Windows Media Player and Video Lan or Vlc

  5. GM619 says:

    Wow I was really looking forward for this movie :(

  6. Dina Beu says:

    Great articles & Nice a site…i’ve bookmarked it already

  7. romeromi3 says:

    I will have to wait and watch to see before giving my reviews…

  8. tatiana says:

    I love this movie, awesome. Thank you for review

  9. Free 2 Watch says:

    great review and very informative. thank you for this awesome review :)

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