Kitty Ebert Reviews The Movie: Twilight

So I went to the movies to see Twilight last night…. (Insert punchline here______) VAMPIRE SOFT PORN, I TELL YA!!!! AM I the only one who doesn’t find the lead vampire attractive?!  Well technically he is not the lead vampire but he certainly was the main one.  Doesn’t he look like he could be Herman Monsters grandson?!  *thinking* Now that we are playing “What Monster are you related to?”   Doesn’t... Read More