Real Housewives of Atlanta: S5, Ep15 #rhoa

Real Housewives of Atlanta: S5, Ep15 #rhoa

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Below are 20 thoughts that crossed my mind while watching episode 15 of Real Housewives of Atlanta. Some of these I shared on Twitter. Please feel free to add your own in the comment section, I promise to respond to all…

1. Cynthia shouldn’t have shaded Portia then brought Kenya on to be apart of the event.  Thats not right.

2. UMMM Cordell does not read “straight” to me.  Sorry, I am trying to give him the benefit of the doubt, but NO!

3. Ohhhh poor Jaiden.

4. I want Chef Roble to come cook for me… in the nude, loll.  j/k

5. loll @ “street jargon”  Phaedra knows all about laying low in the streets, lolll.

6. I am not here for any of Kandi’s gospel music… I am not saying that because of the sex toys lolll

7. Did Boris really show up in Jeans and sneakers? lollll

8. Did Cynthia really hire this staff off of Craigslist?! lolll

9.  The kids are soooooo cute!

10. Boris in jeans is KILLING ME!!!! lolll

11.  I am happy that Kenya has a better attitude this episode.

12. Dear Porscha: I love dresses that sparkle as well!!!!! YESSSS!!!

13. They should have had a musical guest while the ballots were being counted.

14. Did they not do a rehearsal prior to the event?

15. AGAIN! Boris… how did you think it was ok to dress casual for a hosting gig?

16. Dear Miss Renaissance: Please contain yourself!  No ugly crying when you accept your tiara.

17. It’s good that all of the ladies came out to support Cynthia.

18. UMMMM So this episode was the Cynthia Episode and we now know for sure that Cynthia could not pull off her own spin off.  She is not that interesting.

19.  I really thought Phaedra was going to throw shade…. but I was WRONG!

20. This episode of the Real Housewives of Atlanta was boring.  I have nothing more to add, loll.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Real Housewives of Atlanta: S5, Ep14 #rhoa

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Below are 20 thoughts that crossed my mind while watching episode 14 of Real Housewives of Atlanta. Some of these I shared on Twitter. Please feel free to add your own in the comment section, I promise to respond to all…

 

1.  Real Housewives of Atlanta OPENING SCENE: Porsha…. I really like her.  Her mom looks like she can be a sister, lolll.

2.  UMMMM Cordel likes to play dress up with Porsha…. did that hear that correctly? lolll

3.  Is Phaedra color blind?  Why did I never think of this before?  All this time we have been going in on her, and never considered that she could be color blind.

4.  Awwwwww Kandi and Phaedra are truly friends.

5.  MMMMM Cream Corn…. I loveeee me some cream corn.

6.  I really hope that Kenya is not faking about having lumps in her breast.

7.  I like the theme of Harlem Renaissance.

8. UMMM Porsha doesn’t know how to hold a baby Jaiden…. I am scared for the baby, lolll.

9. Baby Jaiden ain’t having it today, lolll.

10. Cynthia that was very messy… just because you allow all your babies daddies in your home for slumber parties doesn’t mean everyone else does.  That was very tacky of her to put Porsha on the spot.

11.  lollll Cordel has a dark side, I see.  He has Porsha on a tight leash.

12.  Cordel is a messy queen, lolll.  He wants his wife to READ Cynthia.

13. Porsha is not really the confrontational type.

14. Cynthia, I hope that you pt not to work with friends moving forward.

15.  Porsha, Cynthia did you a favor.  Lets move forward with grace.

16.  I hate Kandi’s voice!  There… I said it.

17.  Walter!!!!! lollll  I want him to join the cast.

18.  Cordel… you are the one who added tot he drama.

19.  Well that is good news for Kenya but honestly…. I have no more energy for her on Real Housewives of Atlanta.

20.  Peter, Cordel, and Walter need their own show.

Real Housewives of Atlanta: S5, Ep13 #rhoa

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Below are 20 thoughts that crossed my mind while watching episode 13 of Real Housewives of Atlanta. Some of these I shared on Twitter. Please feel free to add your own in the comment section, I promise to respond to all…

 

1. Real Housewives of Atlanta Opening Scene Kenya: *sighs*

2. People talk about Phaedra’s body as if she is out of shape.  Her body is decent.

3. Phaedra wouldn’t know class if it landed in her lap lolll smh @ Apollo grabbing on her booty.

4. Kenya invited Porscha to lunch!!!!!!

5. Porscha needs to stop cutting people off.

6. Kenya is dead wrong for trying to get Porscha over to her side.

7.  I am so glad Porscha held her ground and didn’t want to get caught up in the he said she said.

8. Why do I feel as if Cynthia keeps taking digs at Porscha?

9. Cynthia seems like a snake sitting at the table.  I wish she would keep it real and say that she is no longer cool with Phaedra.

10.  I don’t understand why Cynthia had an issue with Phaedra talking to her “friends” about her situation.  These ladies are supposed to be friends, right?  Kenya is someone who is new to the circle.

11. Cynthia just showed how messy she is.  Two wrongs don’t make a right.

12.  I love how Lawrence was able to continue on without Sheree.

13.  Kenya’s attitude makes her so ugly.  I am tired of her claiming “role model”.

14. Kenya was looking real old, desperate, and stressed out during this episode.

15. Cynthia should know well enough than to work with friends.

16. Phaedra really held her own in the argument against Kenya.

17. Kudo’s to Kandi for having Phaedra’s back.  Since Cynthia has so much to say in the green room, I was looking for her to do the same for Kenya.

18.  Kenya appears to be wearing “Stripper Shape Wear” to make her booty sit right.  You can see the lines through her workout wear.

19. I am disappointed in Lawrence.  He has made an opinion about Phaedra without even speaking to her based on what someone else told him.  Also, not everyone is going to be ok with men wearing heels.  That was Lawrence’s opportunity to be the bigger person and shine bright like a diamond. 2 wrongs don’t make a right.

20. Wow Kenya must be really at the end of her rope to come on to Atlanta Housewives and make this big of fool of herself.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Real Housewives of Atlanta: “Battle of the Booty” S5, Ep12 #rhoa

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Below are 20 thoughts that crossed my mind while watching episode 10 of Real Housewives of Atlanta. Some of these I shared on Twitter. Please feel free to add your own in the comment section, I promise to respond to all…

Note: Last week’s episode was boring so I didn’t review it.

1. Kenya is messy and a disgrace to the Miss USA establishment.

2. I hate the name “Bri’asia”

3. Did Phaedra do something to piss off the ladies?  Everyone is siding with Kenya.

4. Cynthia is sure quick to jump sides.

5. I am disturbed that Kenya is going around saying, “Me and Phaedra were friends…. me and Apollo are friends.  Both Kenya and Apollo need to be checked regarding this friendship.

6. How is Kenya talking crap about Phaedra regarding not protecting herself legally and having business smarts…. but Kenya is the fool who did 4 weeks worth of work with no contract?!

7. Poor Portia barely gets screen time.

8. The kids are really cute and professional.

9. Why is Nene taking sides without talking to Phaedra first?

10. Why is Kenya bringing this video up every opportunity that she gets?  She is campaigning for support and that is not right.

11. Phaedra barely brings up the video situation.

12. Not only is Kenya stealing Phaedra’s idea, she is insulting her by taking shots at her looks.

13. If this was strictly about business, Kendra would not feel the need to insult Phaedra’s original idea.

14.  If Kenya hated the Donkey name so much why was she so quick to put in 4 weeks worth of pre production work on it?!

15. About time Apollo stepped up and sided with his wife.  You can have disagreements behind the scenes, but you need to be a united front publicly.

16. Point Black PAUSE…. Kenya should have dissolved the business deal professionally, and then at that time told Phaedra she would be moving forward with her own project.

17. RANDOM: Phaedra is friends with Jane Fonda?  Hollywood Royalty…. daughter of the late, great actor Henry Fonda?!

18. @PhaedraParks did not create the term “Donkey Booty”, that term was invented by black men as an ode for their love of big butts. @PhaedraParks idea to create a video around the term is original.  And there are plenty of women who aspire to have “Donkey Booties”

19.  WHy does Kenya care who Portia is friends with?  SHe campaigned to have everyone turn against her, and now is mad that her and Phaedra are friends?!  WHy wouldn’t they be friends…. they are both wives.

20. Real Housewives of Atlanta is turning into the Kenya show.  If it continues on I will not be interested in continuing on with this show.

 

Real Housewives of Atlanta: Off the Hook S5, Ep10 #rhoa

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Below are 20 thoughts that crossed my mind while watching episode 10 of Real Housewives of Atlanta. Some of these I shared on Twitter. Please feel free to add your own in the comment section, I promise to respond to all…

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1. Bri’asia?!  UMMMM ok…. lawd help these baby names.  That sounds like a yeast infection.

2.  Does Brison get paid extra to be berated by his mother Nene on TV?

3. Brison is the most dusty creature…. who laid down with him and contracted a Bri’asia?

4. Kandi’s vagina is happy.  Regardless if Riley and Todd got along…. Kandi’s vagina would make that situation work.

5. UMMMM Kandi and Todd have only been dating for 8 months.  They started dating then he moved in.  Riley is the only one in this house who knows math.

6. Why are we having adult conversation with Riley?  Ohhhh because Riley is the only adult in the house.

7. No pre-nup??!!  And yall call Porscha the dumb one…. she is Nene level smart.

8. Porscha is a good addition to the show.  I like her a lot.

9. I don’t think that Nene should had talked about the paternity test on TV.

10. Kenya’s skin.  Is she the Evil Queen or something…. did she miss making her virgin sacrifice for the month?  Her skin is corroding before our eyes.

11. I am so over the whole the Kenya/ Walter storyline

12. I just realized Phaedra’s dad is rarely on the show.

13. Kandi always dress like a hood rat.

14. Kenya Moore does look like a dark skinned Granny Derreon…. her hair is laid like the matriarch of the Knowles family lolll.

15. Apparently Walter is over this situation as well.

16. Damn…. Walter doesn’t even want to go fishing with her let alone get married.

17. OK… nobody wants to be the first to say goodbye.

18. I love how Kenya demands to be treated with respect by Walter…. but FAILS to respect the women around her.

19. I think Kenya needs another go to person for advice…. by law your phone-a-friend should be smart.

20. Should I be alarmed that Nene, Bret, and Brison are all shaped the same way?!

Real Housewives of Atlanta: “Press Down and Strip Bare” S5, Ep9 #rhoa

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Below are 20 thoughts that crossed my mind while watching episode 9 of Real Housewives of Atlanta. Some of these I shared on Twitter. Please feel free to add your own in the comment section, I promise to respond to all…

 

1. Opening Scene: I love Nene’s sun glasses.

2. Turkey Baster?  Really Nene? lollll let’s be real…  A Turkey Baster don’t want to commit to Kenya either.

3. WOW @ Portia’s home!!!!!! Damn…. clearly she made Kenya’s house look like Chateau Sheree #rhoa

4. Phaedra should know better to keep desperate women at a distance… away from her husband.

5. Who sent Peter that text…. Gossip Girl?   Dan is reaching out to the Husbands of Atlanta? My gossip doesn’t come to my phone and I am a Blogger lollll #rhoa

6. Awwww….  Bravo creates fake blog post, to stir up fake drama on the show.

7. This fake Blog Divorce Plot is a FAIL since 1. It came out of no where, and 2. Phaedra is 6 months pregnant.

8. Dear Walter:  You in your work shirt is giving me LIFE!  Go ahead and brand Brand BRAND, now count those coins!  lolllll #rhoa

9. Oh ok Kenya… so just so Walter has never been abused by a man, it is ok for you to yell and scream at him…. but he can’t get angry at you for trying to railroad him?

10. UMMMM *scratches my head* Kenya…. are you still begging this man after the trip?  The writing is on the wall… READ THE WRITING!!! #rhoa

11.  No one who is allegedly as successful as Kenya Moore likes to remind us everyone single episode, should be this desperate.  Kenya is clawing for Walter like he is the last butter roll on the dinner table.

12. I don’t care if Walter said he loves Kenya (love, not in love)…. the penalty flag get’s dropped on the field every time Walter shows up to film a scene in his work clothes loll.

13. UMMM Pastor Pollard condones unwed couples moving in together after 6 months?  Oh ok…. just wondering lolll *reads Bible* #rhoa #imjustsaying

14. UMMMM this is not the King of Diamonds…well at least we know what happens to strippers over the age of 30 #rhoa

15. Dear Apollo: are we really having this discussion with all these saggy tiddies and cellulite in the back drop lollll #rhoa

16.  Apollo is only 32?  And he was in jail for 6 years?  Hmmmm… oh nothing, I was just doing the math, loll.  So at what point did he get to live out his youth? lolll

17. Dear Peter: UMMM Is this appropriate conversation for the light of day?  I don’t wanna hear about Apollo dropping the soap in the shower #rhoa

18. When did Peter become so messy?  lolll

19. Kenya needs to lead by example in regards to being a mature individual.  Maybe this is why she is not able to land a man.  Marriage and becoming a parent involves a great deal of maturity.

20. UMMM ok so I am over this Kenya/ Walter situation.  It has been drawn out long enough, and it is time to put a pin in it!

Real Housewives of Atlanta: “Fools of Engagement” S5, Ep8 Recap #rhoa

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Below are 20 thoughts that crossed my mind while watching episode 8 of Real Housewives of Atlanta. Some of these I shared on Twitter. Please feel free to add your own in the comment section, I promise to respond to all…

 

1.  Let’s be clear Kenya called Portia several bitches before Portia called her a tramp.

2. Did Kenya Moore just compare herself to John F. Kennedy and Barrack Obama?

3. Why does Kandi look like “Trailer Park Barbie”?! #rhoa

4. I love Nene and Greg’s relationship.  I hope to find my yang in a husband.

5. Why has Kandi’s hair looked like she got thrown in the pool even before she got on the plane.

6. For what it’s worth, I like how Kenya sat everyone down and addressed things head on.  Now her apology, or lack thereof is another story.

7. Portia should have let Kenya finish before she interjected.

8. Kenya giving Cynthia that book was so very insulting.

9. When is someone going to put Kenya in her place one good time?

10. Why does Kenya never give anyone the chance to get what is on their minds out?  Like she is the only one who can speak their peace.

11. I need to get my life after Walter set that straight about what he said and what he didn’t say to Kenya about proposing lolll

12. WOW @ Kenya trying to deflect by asking Kandi and AJ about marriage and proposals.

13.  WOW @ Kenya still pushing the subject of proposals.

14. lollll @ Nene schooling Kenya folks on not pressuring a man to propose.

15. I am confused by Kenya telling Walter to watch his tone…. but she been going ape shit crazy on chicks all weekend #rhoa

16. I really hate how Bravo built this episode up to be way more dramatic then what it really was.

17. I honestly feel as if Kenya has not been truly pulled on the carpet for her bullshit.

18. I am embarrassed for Kenya, she truly took desperation and thirstiness to a whole new level.

19. How does being #2 put you down in history?  The only person in the history books is Vanessa Williams.

20. This episode sucked.

 

Let me know you alls thoughts from tonight’s episode :)

Real Housewives of Atlanta: “I Do… But, I Won’t” S5, Ep7 Recap #rhoa

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Below are 20 thoughts that crossed my mind while watching episode 7 of Real Housewives of Atlanta. Some of these I shared on Twitter. Please feel free to add your own in the comment section, I promise to respond to all…

 

1. Opening Scene: Kenya should have got popped in the mouth for bringing up the three some question.

2. Ut oh… Nene with liquor in her system turns into a Truth Cannon.

3. Greg to the rescue…. *whew* it was about to pop off.

4. Smh Phaedra is back peddling… she was not direct enough with Kenya.  She needed to tell her to back up off of Apollo.

5. I love Cynthia’s blue eyeshadow.

6. Lawd… I love Nene, BUT!…. that blond cap is peeling off of her head lolllll #rhoa

7.  Chileee… Dear Bravo, yall had a whole week to delete these Kenya /Walter scenes.  This is so embarrassing.

8. Kenya… you look so damn pathetic, it is not even funny.  This little stunt is gonna scare your career for life.

9. UMMMM Kenya, you were recently throwing shade at the airport… please stop saying that your beef with Portia is over!

10. Dear Nene: I wish you would have shared your hairstylist with Kandi and Phaedra… oh I forgot you and Kandi aren’t cool, lolll.

11. Ok… so we exposed Kenya and Walter…. now we gotta expose Kandi and AJ’s fake 8 day relationship.

12. Kenya Moore is going down in flames on this episode.

13. I am so mad that this is what Cynthia is wearing to her surprise wedding.  I wish Peter would have surprised Cynthia with a Vera Wang along with this “surprise wedding”.  Does she have a skull cap on?!

14. Nene…. you wrong!!!! for jumping up and taking the bouquet out of Kenya’s grip lolll !!!!

15. DONE! @ Miss Detroit

16. loll @ Kenya being called a Hood Rat. *shrugs* She does display hood rat behavior.

17.  Ok…. so imma give that fight to Portia…. NOT! because she read Kenya, b/c clearly she didn’t.  Kenya shot her own self in the foot, so Portia won by default, lollll.  Instead of using her “pedigree” to articulate what her issues with Portia are… she chose to go all ape shit crazy and call her 17 bitches.  So in that instance, she lost the fight for being overly emotional.

18.  Soooo what we learned today is that AGE is a sensitive subject for Kenya Moore, lollll

19. Things People Who Can’t Fight Say: I am calling my lawyer, lolll.

20. Watching Kenya think that she was about to get proposed to is the most painful thing I ever had to endure, lolllll

Real Housewives of Atlanta: S5, Ep6

 

Below are 20 thoughts that crossed my mind while watching episode 6 of Real Housewives of Atlanta. Some of these I shared on Twitter. Please feel free to add your own in the comment section, I promise to respond to all :)

Note: I missed last week’s episode… don’t judge  me lolll

1. Kim is EXTRA.  Someone on Twitter said she dropped the N-bomb.  I didn’t catch it, but I hope it isn’t true.

2. I hate that Bravo edited out most of the argument.  It makes no sense why Kim got up and stormed out.

3. Kandi’s mama is always dropping knowledge.

4. That is strange that Portia’s husband didn’t show up on a “double date”.

5. I dunno…. I actually like Nene’s hair.  Everyone always says her hair is a mess… I like it.

6. Dear Gawd…. please don’t ever let me be this thirsty for a husband!

7. This is what you get when you invite yourself on a trip in regards to Kenya and not getting the room that she wants.

8. lolll @ Phaedra and her barely there dress… smh.  I ain’t mad her lolll

9. Kenya’s problem is she has no boundaries.  She has no concept of them.

10. Well I am a respectable California Orange (lolllll) and “Miss” Kenya Moore would have caught a beat down acting inappropriately a/r my husband

11. *Note to self: Don’t get caught on video camera, rambling drunk, while on vacation with friends… Nene flickering her tongue at the camera… Lawd lolll

12.  A lot of girls don’t understand the importance of not bringing your single friends around your husband. Kenya has never been married, no kids… she is not equally yoked for this group.

13.  Why is Kandi not pulling Kenya to the side since she is the one who invited Kenya on the trip.  The person you bring along is the person you are responsible for.

14. On second thought… Phaedra diminished herself, by coming out in that outfit.  It showed that she felt threatened.  She shouldn’t have stooped down to Kenya’s level…. she should have bought Kenya up to speed on how to conduct herself around another woman’s husband.

15.  I am really happy that Cynthia and Peter are in a good place.  I am really pulling for them.

16.  Hmmm I think it’s a little soon for Kandi to meet, move in with a man, and bring him around your daughter within one years time.  If those two clicked so much he would have asked her to marry him.  That would be the honorable thing to do.  This is why she doesn’t want to talk to her mom about her relationships.

17. Why did Kroy spend so much time fighting with the camera crew when he could have just got in his Range and drove off into the sunset.

18. At the top of the hour when Peter, Cynthia, Portia and her husband were supposed to go on a double date…. Portia should have called ahead of time to say he could not make it.  That was a little awkward.

19.  I just really dislike Kim for not taking any responsibility in the demise of her friendships.

20.  UMMMM let’s be all the way real here…. no one likes Kenya.  She might go down as the most hated housewife in history.

 

 

Real Housewives of Atlanta: “UnMoved”: S5, Ep4

 

Below are 20 thoughts that crossed my mind while watching episode 4 of Real Housewives of Atlanta. Some of these I shared on Twitter. Please feel free to add your own in the comment section, I promise to respond to all :)

 

1. First Scene: KJ looks just like his daddy.

2. Kandi: There is no difference between Kandi and Kim Kardashian.  They need to do a show together.

3. UMMM Kim, you need to supervise you’re movers.  I thought Sweetie was you’re assistant.  What exactly is her role besides shadowing you everywhere.

4. UMMM let me read between the lines… Kim has pissed somebody off at Bravo, and all the scenes are reflecting negative towards here.  Well *shrugs* I only liked her when Nene and her were getting along.

5. Hmmmm a barber and a lawyer…. now that is a love connection.  Something just doesn’t ring right with that.  Phaedra prides herself on being the elite.  I didn’t realize the elite married below their class line.  Sooo were they screwing and she got knocked up, then tried to cover it up with a wedding?!

6. lolll “She’s an older lady” -Portia Williams

7. Portia has a tramp stamp, lolll.  *clutches muh Southern Pearls”

8. UMMM I am confused… if Kenya’s man is not a celebrity, how does he run in celebrity circles?! Like… how and where was he when he was able to just walk up to Kandi and ask her out on a date?!

9. UMMM I thought your relationship needed to be stable before bringing him home to meet your family?!

10. Ok let me adjust my above point… Kenya, Kim Kardashian, and Kandi all need to have a show called dumb girls with Tionna Smalls moderating, and giving them therapy.

11. “We don’t plan parties, we coordinate experiences” -Phaedra Parks

12. UMMM is that in good taste to pin a $100 bill to a 2 year old?!

13. Ok… so here is my thing.  Regardless if you had a place to move into or not… why would you wait until the last possible minute to move out?!  Like didn’t they know that Kroy had to work?!  I am so confused.

14. So Kenya Moore makes a living on making public appearances?!

15. Kenya sure does know how to pressure a man into marrying her.

16. WTF at these noisy frogs.

17. I love how Kenya’s man advertises his business on his shirt while on a date with Kenya.

18. *sighs* When is Kim’s last day?  How do you not prepare your new home prior to moving in?  Again, I demand to see Sweetie’s job description.

19.  I love how Sweetie and Kim have matching synthetic wigs… this is just beautiful :)

20. Well in conclusion, tonight’s episode was a lot better than the previous 2.  It is definitely time for Kim to leave the show. Also, we are 4 episodes in and there is no cohesion on the show.  None of the characters or storylines are running together.  I guess it is not a big deal, but I need some time to get used to this new format.