Real Housewives of Atlanta: S5, Ep15 #rhoa

Real Housewives of Atlanta: S5, Ep15 #rhoa

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Below are 20 thoughts that crossed my mind while watching episode 15 of Real Housewives of Atlanta. Some of these I shared on Twitter. Please feel free to add your own in the comment section, I promise to respond to all…

1. Cynthia shouldn’t have shaded Portia then brought Kenya on to be apart of the event.  Thats not right.

2. UMMM Cordell does not read “straight” to me.  Sorry, I am trying to give him the benefit of the doubt, but NO!

3. Ohhhh poor Jaiden.

4. I want Chef Roble to come cook for me… in the nude, loll.  j/k

5. loll @ “street jargon”  Phaedra knows all about laying low in the streets, lolll.

6. I am not here for any of Kandi’s gospel music… I am not saying that because of the sex toys lolll

7. Did Boris really show up in Jeans and sneakers? lollll

8. Did Cynthia really hire this staff off of Craigslist?! lolll

9.  The kids are soooooo cute!

10. Boris in jeans is KILLING ME!!!! lolll

11.  I am happy that Kenya has a better attitude this episode.

12. Dear Porscha: I love dresses that sparkle as well!!!!! YESSSS!!!

13. They should have had a musical guest while the ballots were being counted.

14. Did they not do a rehearsal prior to the event?

15. AGAIN! Boris… how did you think it was ok to dress casual for a hosting gig?

16. Dear Miss Renaissance: Please contain yourself!  No ugly crying when you accept your tiara.

17. It’s good that all of the ladies came out to support Cynthia.

18. UMMMM So this episode was the Cynthia Episode and we now know for sure that Cynthia could not pull off her own spin off.  She is not that interesting.

19.  I really thought Phaedra was going to throw shade…. but I was WRONG!

20. This episode of the Real Housewives of Atlanta was boring.  I have nothing more to add, loll.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Real Housewives of Atlanta: S5, Ep14 #rhoa

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Below are 20 thoughts that crossed my mind while watching episode 14 of Real Housewives of Atlanta. Some of these I shared on Twitter. Please feel free to add your own in the comment section, I promise to respond to all…

 

1.  Real Housewives of Atlanta OPENING SCENE: Porsha…. I really like her.  Her mom looks like she can be a sister, lolll.

2.  UMMMM Cordel likes to play dress up with Porsha…. did that hear that correctly? lolll

3.  Is Phaedra color blind?  Why did I never think of this before?  All this time we have been going in on her, and never considered that she could be color blind.

4.  Awwwwww Kandi and Phaedra are truly friends.

5.  MMMMM Cream Corn…. I loveeee me some cream corn.

6.  I really hope that Kenya is not faking about having lumps in her breast.

7.  I like the theme of Harlem Renaissance.

8. UMMM Porsha doesn’t know how to hold a baby Jaiden…. I am scared for the baby, lolll.

9. Baby Jaiden ain’t having it today, lolll.

10. Cynthia that was very messy… just because you allow all your babies daddies in your home for slumber parties doesn’t mean everyone else does.  That was very tacky of her to put Porsha on the spot.

11.  lollll Cordel has a dark side, I see.  He has Porsha on a tight leash.

12.  Cordel is a messy queen, lolll.  He wants his wife to READ Cynthia.

13. Porsha is not really the confrontational type.

14. Cynthia, I hope that you pt not to work with friends moving forward.

15.  Porsha, Cynthia did you a favor.  Lets move forward with grace.

16.  I hate Kandi’s voice!  There… I said it.

17.  Walter!!!!! lollll  I want him to join the cast.

18.  Cordel… you are the one who added tot he drama.

19.  Well that is good news for Kenya but honestly…. I have no more energy for her on Real Housewives of Atlanta.

20.  Peter, Cordel, and Walter need their own show.

Real Housewives of Atlanta: S5, Ep13 #rhoa

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Below are 20 thoughts that crossed my mind while watching episode 13 of Real Housewives of Atlanta. Some of these I shared on Twitter. Please feel free to add your own in the comment section, I promise to respond to all…

 

1. Real Housewives of Atlanta Opening Scene Kenya: *sighs*

2. People talk about Phaedra’s body as if she is out of shape.  Her body is decent.

3. Phaedra wouldn’t know class if it landed in her lap lolll smh @ Apollo grabbing on her booty.

4. Kenya invited Porscha to lunch!!!!!!

5. Porscha needs to stop cutting people off.

6. Kenya is dead wrong for trying to get Porscha over to her side.

7.  I am so glad Porscha held her ground and didn’t want to get caught up in the he said she said.

8. Why do I feel as if Cynthia keeps taking digs at Porscha?

9. Cynthia seems like a snake sitting at the table.  I wish she would keep it real and say that she is no longer cool with Phaedra.

10.  I don’t understand why Cynthia had an issue with Phaedra talking to her “friends” about her situation.  These ladies are supposed to be friends, right?  Kenya is someone who is new to the circle.

11. Cynthia just showed how messy she is.  Two wrongs don’t make a right.

12.  I love how Lawrence was able to continue on without Sheree.

13.  Kenya’s attitude makes her so ugly.  I am tired of her claiming “role model”.

14. Kenya was looking real old, desperate, and stressed out during this episode.

15. Cynthia should know well enough than to work with friends.

16. Phaedra really held her own in the argument against Kenya.

17. Kudo’s to Kandi for having Phaedra’s back.  Since Cynthia has so much to say in the green room, I was looking for her to do the same for Kenya.

18.  Kenya appears to be wearing “Stripper Shape Wear” to make her booty sit right.  You can see the lines through her workout wear.

19. I am disappointed in Lawrence.  He has made an opinion about Phaedra without even speaking to her based on what someone else told him.  Also, not everyone is going to be ok with men wearing heels.  That was Lawrence’s opportunity to be the bigger person and shine bright like a diamond. 2 wrongs don’t make a right.

20. Wow Kenya must be really at the end of her rope to come on to Atlanta Housewives and make this big of fool of herself.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Real Housewives of Atlanta: “Battle of the Booty” S5, Ep12 #rhoa

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Below are 20 thoughts that crossed my mind while watching episode 10 of Real Housewives of Atlanta. Some of these I shared on Twitter. Please feel free to add your own in the comment section, I promise to respond to all…

Note: Last week’s episode was boring so I didn’t review it.

1. Kenya is messy and a disgrace to the Miss USA establishment.

2. I hate the name “Bri’asia”

3. Did Phaedra do something to piss off the ladies?  Everyone is siding with Kenya.

4. Cynthia is sure quick to jump sides.

5. I am disturbed that Kenya is going around saying, “Me and Phaedra were friends…. me and Apollo are friends.  Both Kenya and Apollo need to be checked regarding this friendship.

6. How is Kenya talking crap about Phaedra regarding not protecting herself legally and having business smarts…. but Kenya is the fool who did 4 weeks worth of work with no contract?!

7. Poor Portia barely gets screen time.

8. The kids are really cute and professional.

9. Why is Nene taking sides without talking to Phaedra first?

10. Why is Kenya bringing this video up every opportunity that she gets?  She is campaigning for support and that is not right.

11. Phaedra barely brings up the video situation.

12. Not only is Kenya stealing Phaedra’s idea, she is insulting her by taking shots at her looks.

13. If this was strictly about business, Kendra would not feel the need to insult Phaedra’s original idea.

14.  If Kenya hated the Donkey name so much why was she so quick to put in 4 weeks worth of pre production work on it?!

15. About time Apollo stepped up and sided with his wife.  You can have disagreements behind the scenes, but you need to be a united front publicly.

16. Point Black PAUSE…. Kenya should have dissolved the business deal professionally, and then at that time told Phaedra she would be moving forward with her own project.

17. RANDOM: Phaedra is friends with Jane Fonda?  Hollywood Royalty…. daughter of the late, great actor Henry Fonda?!

18. @PhaedraParks did not create the term “Donkey Booty”, that term was invented by black men as an ode for their love of big butts. @PhaedraParks idea to create a video around the term is original.  And there are plenty of women who aspire to have “Donkey Booties”

19.  WHy does Kenya care who Portia is friends with?  SHe campaigned to have everyone turn against her, and now is mad that her and Phaedra are friends?!  WHy wouldn’t they be friends…. they are both wives.

20. Real Housewives of Atlanta is turning into the Kenya show.  If it continues on I will not be interested in continuing on with this show.

 

Real Housewives of Atlanta: Off the Hook S5, Ep10 #rhoa

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Below are 20 thoughts that crossed my mind while watching episode 10 of Real Housewives of Atlanta. Some of these I shared on Twitter. Please feel free to add your own in the comment section, I promise to respond to all…

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1. Bri’asia?!  UMMMM ok…. lawd help these baby names.  That sounds like a yeast infection.

2.  Does Brison get paid extra to be berated by his mother Nene on TV?

3. Brison is the most dusty creature…. who laid down with him and contracted a Bri’asia?

4. Kandi’s vagina is happy.  Regardless if Riley and Todd got along…. Kandi’s vagina would make that situation work.

5. UMMMM Kandi and Todd have only been dating for 8 months.  They started dating then he moved in.  Riley is the only one in this house who knows math.

6. Why are we having adult conversation with Riley?  Ohhhh because Riley is the only adult in the house.

7. No pre-nup??!!  And yall call Porscha the dumb one…. she is Nene level smart.

8. Porscha is a good addition to the show.  I like her a lot.

9. I don’t think that Nene should had talked about the paternity test on TV.

10. Kenya’s skin.  Is she the Evil Queen or something…. did she miss making her virgin sacrifice for the month?  Her skin is corroding before our eyes.

11. I am so over the whole the Kenya/ Walter storyline

12. I just realized Phaedra’s dad is rarely on the show.

13. Kandi always dress like a hood rat.

14. Kenya Moore does look like a dark skinned Granny Derreon…. her hair is laid like the matriarch of the Knowles family lolll.

15. Apparently Walter is over this situation as well.

16. Damn…. Walter doesn’t even want to go fishing with her let alone get married.

17. OK… nobody wants to be the first to say goodbye.

18. I love how Kenya demands to be treated with respect by Walter…. but FAILS to respect the women around her.

19. I think Kenya needs another go to person for advice…. by law your phone-a-friend should be smart.

20. Should I be alarmed that Nene, Bret, and Brison are all shaped the same way?!

Real Housewives of Atlanta: “Press Down and Strip Bare” S5, Ep9 #rhoa

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Below are 20 thoughts that crossed my mind while watching episode 9 of Real Housewives of Atlanta. Some of these I shared on Twitter. Please feel free to add your own in the comment section, I promise to respond to all…

 

1. Opening Scene: I love Nene’s sun glasses.

2. Turkey Baster?  Really Nene? lollll let’s be real…  A Turkey Baster don’t want to commit to Kenya either.

3. WOW @ Portia’s home!!!!!! Damn…. clearly she made Kenya’s house look like Chateau Sheree #rhoa

4. Phaedra should know better to keep desperate women at a distance… away from her husband.

5. Who sent Peter that text…. Gossip Girl?   Dan is reaching out to the Husbands of Atlanta? My gossip doesn’t come to my phone and I am a Blogger lollll #rhoa

6. Awwww….  Bravo creates fake blog post, to stir up fake drama on the show.

7. This fake Blog Divorce Plot is a FAIL since 1. It came out of no where, and 2. Phaedra is 6 months pregnant.

8. Dear Walter:  You in your work shirt is giving me LIFE!  Go ahead and brand Brand BRAND, now count those coins!  lolllll #rhoa

9. Oh ok Kenya… so just so Walter has never been abused by a man, it is ok for you to yell and scream at him…. but he can’t get angry at you for trying to railroad him?

10. UMMMM *scratches my head* Kenya…. are you still begging this man after the trip?  The writing is on the wall… READ THE WRITING!!! #rhoa

11.  No one who is allegedly as successful as Kenya Moore likes to remind us everyone single episode, should be this desperate.  Kenya is clawing for Walter like he is the last butter roll on the dinner table.

12. I don’t care if Walter said he loves Kenya (love, not in love)…. the penalty flag get’s dropped on the field every time Walter shows up to film a scene in his work clothes loll.

13. UMMM Pastor Pollard condones unwed couples moving in together after 6 months?  Oh ok…. just wondering lolll *reads Bible* #rhoa #imjustsaying

14. UMMMM this is not the King of Diamonds…well at least we know what happens to strippers over the age of 30 #rhoa

15. Dear Apollo: are we really having this discussion with all these saggy tiddies and cellulite in the back drop lollll #rhoa

16.  Apollo is only 32?  And he was in jail for 6 years?  Hmmmm… oh nothing, I was just doing the math, loll.  So at what point did he get to live out his youth? lolll

17. Dear Peter: UMMM Is this appropriate conversation for the light of day?  I don’t wanna hear about Apollo dropping the soap in the shower #rhoa

18. When did Peter become so messy?  lolll

19. Kenya needs to lead by example in regards to being a mature individual.  Maybe this is why she is not able to land a man.  Marriage and becoming a parent involves a great deal of maturity.

20. UMMM ok so I am over this Kenya/ Walter situation.  It has been drawn out long enough, and it is time to put a pin in it!