Somali Pirate: Abdiwali Abdiqadir Muse

(note: this is a Twitter conversation I had this morning… I decided to share)
Good Morning Twitter!!!!!
Can we talk about current events and the Black Mothers real quick???!!!! lolll
Black Mothers= They will defend you to their dying breath even if you are a pirate at sea kidnapping people for ransom…
…stealing cargo from other ships at sea

I wake up to the news this morning and I am like WTH did she really just defend her son… then I laughed
I wanna know do other races do that?! Or do they just turn their kids in…
I think that if you are a black mother… your profession should automatically be in Law and/or Defending people
Like if I had a son and he was a pirate… like how da hell do you come up with a creative excuse?!

@MsLes30: saw that on the news this AM..why was he smiling so hard..lol
Kitty Bradshaw: @MsLes30 cause he knew he black mama was gonna defend him!!!! lmaoooooo
Like if I ever committed a crime I would get a Black Mother to defend me lmaoooooo
His mama said: If you are gonna try my son in the US I want a 1st class ticket to come there to be with my son *faints*
@UglyEgo: She will be lucky if they let her ride down where they keep the Pets
WTF???!!!!! Lmbaooooooooooo
Now if yall see the picture of the son he looks like he could be about 45 y/o His mama said: My son is only 16
Are yall ready for the straw that broke the camels back… in reference to the Pirates mama???!!!!

His mama said: I want to talk to Obama because my son is being falsely accused!!!! *double faints*
One of the US crew said… her son was the lead pirate!!!!!
@MsLes30: Black Folks please STOP IT!!! Obama dont do hook ups..lol
The most interesting thing is a person hasn’t been tried in this country on Piracy in over a Century!
@The_Tyree: she should a seat in the bathroom of a shrimp boat to get here
Kitty Bradshaw: @The_Tyree: never under estimate the black mama..
@BrooklynComplex: I wonder if they’ll sentence dude to walk the plank?
I would love to assist his defense team with this case… I would volunteer to help and research the laws at sea

I would also research historical cases of Piracy.. yes Kitty Bradshaw is deep down a Nerd at heart
@UglyEgo: what the fuck are we really going to do with a african pirate? We don’t have no damn Pirates laws.
I wonder how the Pirate thing plays into the Prison hierarchy system… you have the crips, bloods, spanish mafia, white supremacist…
Now they got to get a new Pirate Section?!
My mind is spinning from this whole case… If I was a defense lawyer I will volunteer to do this case…
I mean if u can get him off.. that’s real credibility. You can put on your business card “I got the Pirate off”
@MsLes30: dont worry..he will have lawyers from everywhere wanting the case for the press..mama got him! lol!
Can I throw the race card down real quick??!!! lmaoooooo

So let me get this straight… when a white man is a Pirate it’s considered sexy but when a black man is a Pirate he needs police escort?!
Seriously 10 police escorts an 10 FBI escorts??!!!
I’m just saying he is a Pirate for petes sake… I don’t see no Get-A-Way Ships near by!!!!!





I loved your entire post! I have to stifling my laughter while at my desk, lol!!
Thanks for the laugh Kitty…I enjoyed every moment..lol!! See ya on Twitt Afterdark.
Les~