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Dec
30
2012

Real Housewives of Atlanta: “Press Down and Strip Bare” S5, Ep9 #rhoa

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Below are 20 thoughts that crossed my mind while watching episode 9 of Real Housewives of Atlanta. Some of these I shared on Twitter. Please feel free to add your own in the comment section, I promise to respond to all…

 

1. Opening Scene: I love Nene’s sun glasses.

2. Turkey Baster?  Really Nene? lollll let’s be real…  A Turkey Baster don’t want to commit to Kenya either.

3. WOW @ Portia’s home!!!!!! Damn…. clearly she made Kenya’s house look like Chateau Sheree #rhoa

4. Phaedra should know better to keep desperate women at a distance… away from her husband.

5. Who sent Peter that text…. Gossip Girl?   Dan is reaching out to the Husbands of Atlanta? My gossip doesn’t come to my phone and I am a Blogger lollll #rhoa

6. Awwww….  Bravo creates fake blog post, to stir up fake drama on the show.

7. This fake Blog Divorce Plot is a FAIL since 1. It came out of no where, and 2. Phaedra is 6 months pregnant.

8. Dear Walter:  You in your work shirt is giving me LIFE!  Go ahead and brand Brand BRAND, now count those coins!  lolllll #rhoa

9. Oh ok Kenya… so just so Walter has never been abused by a man, it is ok for you to yell and scream at him…. but he can’t get angry at you for trying to railroad him?

10. UMMMM *scratches my head* Kenya…. are you still begging this man after the trip?  The writing is on the wall… READ THE WRITING!!! #rhoa

11.  No one who is allegedly as successful as Kenya Moore likes to remind us everyone single episode, should be this desperate.  Kenya is clawing for Walter like he is the last butter roll on the dinner table.

12. I don’t care if Walter said he loves Kenya (love, not in love)…. the penalty flag get’s dropped on the field every time Walter shows up to film a scene in his work clothes loll.

13. UMMM Pastor Pollard condones unwed couples moving in together after 6 months?  Oh ok…. just wondering lolll *reads Bible* #rhoa #imjustsaying

14. UMMMM this is not the King of Diamonds…well at least we know what happens to strippers over the age of 30 #rhoa

15. Dear Apollo: are we really having this discussion with all these saggy tiddies and cellulite in the back drop lollll #rhoa

16.  Apollo is only 32?  And he was in jail for 6 years?  Hmmmm… oh nothing, I was just doing the math, loll.  So at what point did he get to live out his youth? lolll

17. Dear Peter: UMMM Is this appropriate conversation for the light of day?  I don’t wanna hear about Apollo dropping the soap in the shower #rhoa

18. When did Peter become so messy?  lolll

19. Kenya needs to lead by example in regards to being a mature individual.  Maybe this is why she is not able to land a man.  Marriage and becoming a parent involves a great deal of maturity.

20. UMMM ok so I am over this Kenya/ Walter situation.  It has been drawn out long enough, and it is time to put a pin in it!

About The Author:

ABOUT KITTY BRADSHAW: Kitty Bradshaw is an Online Influencer and Web Socialite that has been blogging for over 16 years. Upon moving to New York, she created a new blog on Bi coastal lifestyle, New York to LA move, and New York Cocktails which evolved into an online business called KittyBradshaw.com, and has since branded herself across the web. Over the last 5 years she has used the name Kitty Bradshaw to broker contracts and brand ambassadorships with Gap, Toyota, celebrity hairstylist Cocoa Mane, and currently Best Buy Electronics. Kitty has written for the Wendy Williams Show blog, hosted events for McDonald’s Corporation, and Johnson & Johnson. She has also worked with Bacardi Mixers, which led to her own signature drink called “The Kitty Bradshaw”. Black Enterprise featured Bradshaw as one of the top African American bloggers in the country, and she was recently featured on Technorati. Bradshaw uses her blog as a career vehicle to take her new places, and to meet interesting people. KittyBradshaw.com has organically amassed a network of 50,000 and counting, her approach is that of New York lifestyle from a California perspective. Bradshaw’s motto is, “Conquer New York, conquer the world.”

3 Comments to “Real Housewives of Atlanta: “Press Down and Strip Bare” S5, Ep9 #rhoa”

  1. barb brown says:

    Firstly these girls on RHOA need to learn how to use the correct pronunciation of words & to use them in the right context. Like Portia saying she was still ‘preturd’ instead of ‘preturbed’ at Cynthia…lmao! Secondly, if i hear 1 more time that the Kenya was Miss USA, what 20yrs ago…who cares! Ive never seen u in my life & big deal. Especially since u are such a conceited(for what?), mean spirited, jealous, lunatic. Please maybe u should try & judge pageants or something as we are sick of u!

  2. barb brown says:

    I forgot to add that I love RHOA more thamn any of the RH shows. I find them so funny & entertaining! Nene I love ya. Kim love ya & miss u! Love u Candy & Phaedra too! Thanks for entertaining us all!

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