NYC Men Expedition Ep. 1

All of the women are beautiful, college educated, confident women.  Our mission is to find four good men in New York City.

Ok, so, the kittens and I went on a New York Men Exploration outing yesterday in hopes of spotting the elusive Straight, Successful, Handsome, Intelligent, Respectful, God-fearing NYC Male.

We found this instead…

So, we started out with a strong plan.  Get up, get dressed, bait the hook with a cute outfit, and bring our binoculars.  The fatal error in our plan was the meet up location.  The plan was for us all to meet up at Macy’s Herald Square in the shoe salon.  Well, the meet up part was a success.  Everyone showed up on time… the problem is we couldn’t ever quite leave the meet up location.  We were surrounded by shoes… and it was like we were paralyzed in the shoe department…. we couldn’t leave.  By the time we left out of Macy’s Shoe Salon…. the sun had already set, lollll. FAIL, lmaoooo.

I, The Kitty Bradshaw, take responsibility for choosing the location.  Next time we will meet in a better location away from distractions of the “shoe-kind”.  So, we hit the streets of Times Square.  Men were out… but not the kind we had set out to find.  There wasn’t really anything to report from this first expedition… except for shoes.

So below is the profile of each of the kittens:

Kitty Bradshaw: A combination of all of the sex and the city characters.

• New York Represent: Originally from Los Angeles, resides in Manhattan.

• Ideal man: Kitty likes Blue Collar workers. Must be MANLY!  Smarter then the average MBA Grad Student. Must believe in God, and The Oakland Raiders.  Honest!!!!  Must be at least 6ft tall.

Megan: She is Miranda.  Very career driven minus the dike undertones, lollll.

• New York Represent: Originally from Los Angeles, resides in Manhattan.

• Ideal Man: Wants a man equally as driven.  Must have goals!!!!!  She doesn’t care what you do for a living as long as you have goals, a plan…. a big thriller don’t hurt either lolll.

Patrice:  She is Charlotte.  She channels a certain innocence.  The Kitty Bradshaw senses Patrice believes in true romance, and fairy-tale weddings.  She is not bitter from past relationships. I don’t believe she has ever had her heart broken.  She sees the good in men, and is willing to give them a chance without having the access baggage.

• New York Represent: Originally from New Jersey, resides in Manhattan.
• Ideal Man:  She doesn’t really have a type.  She just wants someone who going to treat her good.  She did state that she is kinda partial to the chunky daddies.

Nikita:  She is Carrie, not to be confused with Kitty.  She will marry the billionaire, and has a MEAN shoe game.  I find her very humorous.  She keeps me laughing.

• New York Represent: Originally from Brooklyn, resides in Brooklyn.
• Ideal Man: She likes her men Luxe, bi-coastal like Richard Brandson, and paid like Carlos Slim Helú. He also must spoil her, and be able to handle her sharp tongue.

Please check back next month, when the kittens and I give it the ole college try at finding good men in NYC.