One day I was walking home at night… *whistlin* singing this song

So I get off the train and I am crossing the street and I am getting my sing-a-long on to Adele and I go to lift my left foot up in the air to take a step then low and behold this fat as giant “Cloverfield-esque” monster size rat comes out of no where and cuts me off on the curb… so yall know I am a female and I did what any female would do….

So then I was embarrassed that I screamed and no one cared to see why I was screaming.  What made it so bad, that rat was so big that he didnt run across the side walk he walked by me in slow motion on some “Move out the way bitch!” type shit. On some “Sidewalk check homie!” type shit.

Yall know what I am a little disturbed at the list I posted last week of restaurants that got shut done due to rats.  I am so traumatized right now.  I’m mad New Yorkers aren’t even phased by them… they look at the rats like any other animal on the street.

*sighs* Like I got punk’d by a rat.  The rats like the size of small dogs.  What the hell yall New Yorkers feeding these rats?!  Oh never mind I already know “Golden Crust” smh… I am so mad yall feeding these rats curry goat, beef patties, and oxtails…

So to make things worse I was downtown on my lunch break today sitting on the bench in the park… the birds are chirping and everyone is doing their thing… then low and behold another Plus Size Model RAT appears from the bristling grass, across the sidewalk to the trash bin for his lunch break.

AM I to believe that Rats are a common everyday sighting here in New York?

*sighs* I wish Terrell Owens was here to console me… lolll

Ok, I am done venting!

Updated: David Dust kindly linked me to this video.