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I visited this new planet called Long Island a couple of months back… I went to the Hempstead region. Very strange… with an interesting civilization of people called “Long Islanders”. The wheels in my mind have been spinning ever since and although I don’t have anything negative to say… I don’t think I will go back to visit anytime soon.

My girl Nish and I went to this club called Tabu and this club was jumping to say the least… who knew
Long Island had good clubs?! Certainly not me… but I am here to tell you besides the impending story I’m about to tell yall… I had a good ‘ole time (yee haaaaw, lolll).

So anyways my girl and I are chilling and I see this girl that looks just like my cousin, except my cousin has a bigger booty… so I decide to send my cousin a quick text message. In that moment this dude comes up from behind me and starts dancing. I turn around to see what he looks like (he was cute too!!!) I go back to hit send on my text message and put my phone away… before I could do anything (believe
me when I say it was a Milli-second from when I turned my head back around from him to my phone)

I hear a chick cursing up a storm with this loud ass megaphone mouth screeching over the music within my 3 inches of personal space on my 8 o clock. Immediately I go into *it’s about to go down mode* and put up my phone up and turn my head back around to view my 8 o clock… mind yall dude still behind me… but he stops dancing IMMEDIATELY!… All I know is I see this 4′9, 500 pound chick ((SCREAMING))))… this chick
was beast in the face and round… she resembled a soccer ball with legs and a head… *shrugs* I didn’t know if I should of attempted to take her seriously or kicked into the net to make a field goal?! I mean seriously what would yall have done?!

This broad was over in the club going off and it took me an extra second to register she was going off on dude behind me…

So she was over on my right saying such key phrases to the guy as:

“Who the fuck do you think you are???”

“You better get your ass over here… Your ass know better!!!!”

My mouth fell the fuck open and I turned back to look at my girl… like you see this shit??!!!! Her eyes were wide open in shock… so I’m like WTF… my 1st initial thought was OMG! I hope this dude don’t pop this broad in the mouth… but when I turned around to see what he was doing…. he was up on me real close as if he was trying to hide behind me… as if he was scared and waiting for me to protect him!

Please believe me when I say in that next moment this dude got from behind me and she started walking and he followed behind her with his head held down low… as if he was a little kid in trouble or some shit… he didn’t say not one damn word.. he just fell in line and followed slowly behind her

I don’t give a DAMN!…every male resident in the state of New York past, present, future, gay, straight, and confused has lost 2 points on the strength of this one dude in the club!!!!

Is that how NY men get down… yall like yalls women to rip off ya man hood in public????

OH MY WORD
OH MY WORD
!!!!

shakin my head in disbelief…

I’m Done!