Chinatown raids in NYC today! (again)

June 23, 2008

This is your amateur news reporter Kitty reporting the news as I see it happen. The Chinese was getting hemmed up on the curb today in Chinatown (Canal & Centre St.) wearing what appeared to be some very attractive shinny wrist cuffs.

I for one am shocked that the merchandise being sold at these Chinatown Upscale Boutiques have been discovered to be fakes. The Dirty Harry’s had them lined up next to what appeared to be a mass amount of Designer Un-Originals.

I witnessed one Asian American woman going off in her Native tongue…*shrugs* why fight it? You do the crime you do the time and anything you say or do will be held against you in a court of law *shrugs*

Kitty says: AY’ Yo Dirty Harry Officer, Sir… can I get one of those Foo-uii Vutton bags over there… *shrugs* their not gonna miss it… they’ll be to busy pleading their case to the arresting officer.

Well that’s all for this edition of “New Yorkers Get Arrested Too!”

I’ll be back next week with my expose on why people buy fake bags trying to keep up with the Joneses.

-Best Regards, Kitty!