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Archive for January, 2009

Song Of The Day: 80′s

Posted: posted on January 29, 2009 at 8:05 am

"You will be who you will be. We are our choices. And we can choose to lead humanity away from this... darkness." - Icarus/Helios

You young people are so deprived of good music! Back in my day we had music that made sense…feel good music! Music that put you in the right mind set… now a days all you get is a ridiculous hook and a voicebox!

Enough of the Beyoncenization of music already!!!!!!

Anyone missing a PET? New York’s Dirtiest Hotels

Posted: posted on January 27, 2009 at 11:50 pm

"You will be who you will be. We are our choices. And we can choose to lead humanity away from this... darkness." - Icarus/Helios
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Hotel Carver

NYC’s Dirtiest Hotels
1. Hotel Carter (note: also the dirtiest hotel in the U.S.)
2. New York Inn
3. Bowery’s Whitehouse Hotel

NYC’s Best Bargain Hotels
1. Desmond Tutu Center
2. Radio City Apartments
3. Hotel 17

NYC‘s Best Overall Hotels
1. Inn New York City
2. Library Hotel
3. New York Palace Hotel


When asked to comment on Tuesday by NBC news, the Hotel Carter didn’t address the dirty ranking, but a spokesperson said “You can’t beat the price or location.”

Kitty say’s: Well at least the rat died in a hotel suite… better then being trampled to death at the local Walmart…

Kitty Bradshaw Contest

Posted: posted on January 26, 2009 at 9:25 pm

"You will be who you will be. We are our choices. And we can choose to lead humanity away from this... darkness." - Icarus/Helios

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Ok everyone, this will be my first Kitty Bradshaw contest just in time for Valentine’s Day. A chance to win a $25 gift certificate to Luv Seals, a Brooklyn based Soap Company. The contest is as follows; the person who makes the most comments starting today January 26, 2009 through February 9, 2009 will be awarded the gift certificate.

note: Comments prior to today will not be counted. Comments must pertain to the actual post in which you are responding to with a minimum of one (1) complete sentence. All comments must be unique… duplicate comments will not be accepted. In the event of a tie, the winner will be decided by coin toss. Kitty Bradshaw.com has several regular commentors… in fairness to them, they will be allowed to comment again on a article they have already commented on.

note 1A: If you find a typo/ grammatical error in one of my articles you may comment on that as well, lolll. Lawd knows there are plenty of those to be found throughout this site lmaoooo.

Well, I think that just about covers everything. Oh yea, I am simply supplying the gift certificate…. I am not an employee of Luv Seals and am not affiliated with/ responsible for the Soap making process, the shipping and handling of merchandise, and or the overall  satisfaction of the product. As Lady Saw would say, “Chat To Mi Back” with all the nonsense lolll!

Feel free to tell me what you think about this contest by commenting below! :)

Zappos Upgraded My New York Winter

Posted: posted on January 26, 2009 at 8:57 pm

"You will be who you will be. We are our choices. And we can choose to lead humanity away from this... darkness." - Icarus/Helios

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I have a confession to make: I have no clue how to dress in the Winter!

*shrugs* I am California-Vuitton Chick!  I bask in the sunshine…. I live by the motto… “Less is More”

However, since moving to New York I have had to reconsider my less is more stance.  I will have to say this is the coldest I have ever been!  I long for the days when I thought 65 degrees was freezing cold.  I am scarred to death of ice and I stay in the house when it snows.  Hell, up until 2 years ago I had never seen snow fall out the sky…. and I still think that is the weirdest thing.

Any ways, needless to say, I have no clue how to dress in the Winter.  Well my friends at Zappos (who happen to have a Twitter Account, how cool is that?!) helped point me in the right direction!  I ordered my Hunter Brand Weather Boots.

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Now, I know some of you are wondering why buy rubber boots for the snow and ice?!  Well, I must be feminine at all times!  Sorry… but I don’t care if rubber gets cold!  It stops me from slipping and falling on my ass and it looks better than those big ugly mountain boots.

My dad ordered the boots Friday evening, and the CEO- Tony hand delivered them to my job Monday morning!  Did I mention it was free delivery?  The CEO told me if I had any problems with my boots, as long as they were unworn he would hop on the plane and come back to my job and return them at no cost to me!!!!

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Tony loved me so much he made me a VIP on the Zappos site!  Then he went and got my name tattooed on him! lolll

I LOVE YOU ZAPPOS!

Red Lobster, Never AGAIN!

Posted: posted on January 26, 2009 at 8:30 pm

"You will be who you will be. We are our choices. And we can choose to lead humanity away from this... darkness." - Icarus/Helios

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Kitty Bradshaw on the Injured List Today…

I went on a date with my old man last night and we went to the movies and to “The Red Lobster”… first I was never a “The Red Lobster” fan back home… but I had heard a rumor that “The Red Lobster” taste better on the East coast.  So Mr. Enormous and I take a ride on the A train to 42nd street.

I got some type of platter with scallops, shrimp, and pasta. I ate about 25% of the meal and took the rest home. I woke up around 2am cramping in my stomach, feeling very uncomfortable…. I wasn’t sure if I wanted to hurl or do the #2.  Neither seemed to be happening…alll I know is there was a “Rumble in the Jungle” and I was sooo miserable.  Mind yall I had to get up in a few hours to be at work.

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Thank God for Perrier and Tumbs… I was finally able to up chuck all of “The Red Lobster” in the “Porcelain God” later on in the morning. I am really pissed that I am sick to that point for something other then a hangover. Without given yall the gory details I didn’t count on seeing the shrimp, scallops, and pasta again after they went down. *sighs*

I am sooo over talking about this….

Kitty Ebert reviews the movie: Underworld: Rise of the Lycans

Posted: posted on January 26, 2009 at 8:10 pm

"You will be who you will be. We are our choices. And we can choose to lead humanity away from this... darkness." - Icarus/Helios

Umm… let’s cut to the chase I give this movie a F-….. and if there was a letter lower then F- I would give it that too. This was a glorified Twilight. Someone please tell me when did they stop making horror films that actually kill people?! Point and case in this movie the “Lead Vampire” (keyword vampire…you know the people who suck blood) got pissed off at a human and picked him up by the neck and threw him against the wall, then walked away.

Ummm…vampires don’t drink blood anymore?! The vampires in this movie were pimping the humans for money…*sighs* FAIL!

Don’t even get me started on Werewolves that have a heart… this movie was so bad it failed at being bad. Like it wasn’t even good enough to be considered bad.

I still can’t get over the fact that the lead vampire spent most of the movie having a Massengill Moment acting all emotional running around after his daughter…. hell I am still stuck on the notion that Vampires can experience natural child birth!

*sighs* I am done! This was like a F minus, minus, minus, and 10 more minuses.

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