You young people are so deprived of good music! Back in my day we had music that made sense…feel good music! Music that put you in the right mind set… now a days all you get is a ridiculous hook and a voicebox!

Enough of the Beyoncenization of music already!!!!!!

NYC’s Dirtiest Hotels
1. Hotel Carter (note: also the dirtiest hotel in the U.S.)
2. New York Inn
3. Bowery’s Whitehouse Hotel

NYC’s Best Bargain Hotels
1. Desmond Tutu Center
2. Radio City Apartments
3. Hotel 17

NYC’s Best Overall Hotels
1. Inn New York City
2. Library Hotel
3. New York Palace Hotel

When asked to comment on Tuesday by NBC news, the Hotel Carter didn’t address the dirty ranking, but a spokesperson said “You can’t beat the price or location.”

Kitty say’s: Well at least the rat died in a hotel suite… better then being trampled to death at the local Walmart…

Ok everyone, this will be my first Kitty Bradshaw contest just in time for Valentine’s Day. A chance to win a $25 gift certificate to Luv Seals, a Brooklyn based Soap Company. The contest is as follows; the person who makes the most comments starting today January 26, 2009 through February 9, 2009 will be awarded the gift certificate.

note: Comments prior to today will not be counted. Comments must pertain to the actual post in which you are responding to with a minimum of one (1) complete sentence. All comments must be unique… duplicate comments will not be accepted. In the event of a tie, the winner will be decided by coin toss. Kitty Bradshaw.com has several regular commentors… in fairness to them, they will be allowed to comment again on a article they have already commented on.

note 1A: If you find a typo/ grammatical error in one of my articles you may comment on that as well, lolll. Lawd knows there are plenty of those to be found throughout this site lmaoooo.

Well, I think that just about covers everything. Oh yea, I am simply supplying the gift certificate…. I am not an employee of Luv Seals and am not affiliated with/ responsible for the Soap making process, the shipping and handling of merchandise, and or the overall  satisfaction of the product. As Lady Saw would say, “Chat To Mi Back” with all the nonsense lolll!

Feel free to tell me what you think about this contest by commenting below!

I have a confession to make: I have no clue how to dress in the Winter!

*shrugs* I am California-Vuitton Chick!  I bask in the sunshine…. I live by the motto… “Less is More”

However, since moving to New York I have had to rethink my less is more stance.  I will have to say this is the coldest I have ever been!  I long for the days when I thought 65 degrees was freezing cold.  I am scarred to death of ice and I stay in the house when it snows.  Hell, up until 2 years ago I had never seen snow fall out the sky…. and I still think that is the weirdest thing.

Any ways, needless to say, I have no clue how to dress in the Winter.  Well my friends at Zappos (who happen to have a Twitter Account, how cool is that?!) helped point me in the right direction!  I ordered my Hunter Brand Weather Boots.

Now, I know some of you are wondering why buy rubber boots for the snow and ice?!  Well, I must be feminine at all times!  Sorry… but I don’t care if rubber gets cold!  It stops me from slipping and falling on my ass and it looks better then those big ugly mountain boots.

My dad ordered the boots Friday evening, and the CEO- Tony hand delivered them to my job Monday morning!  Did I mention it was free delivery?  The CEO told me if I had any problems with my boots, as long as they were unworn he would hop on the plane and come back to my job and return them at no cost to me!!!!

Tony loved me so much he made me a VIP on the Zappos site!  Then he went and got my name tattooed on him! lolll

I LOVE YOU ZAPPOS!

Kitty Bradshaw on the Injured List Today…

I went on a date with my old man last night and we went to the movies and to “The Red Lobster”… first I was never a “The Red Lobster” fan back home… but I had heard a rumor that “The Red Lobster” taste better on the East coast.  So Mr. Enormous and I take a ride on the A train to 42nd street.

I got some type of platter with scallops, shrimp, and pasta. I ate about 25% of the meal and took the rest home. I woke up around 2am cramping in my stomach, feeling very uncomfortable…. I wasn’t sure if I wanted to hurl or do the #2.  Neither seemed to be happening…alll I know is there was a “Rumble in the Jungle” and I was sooo miserable.  Mind yall I had to get up in a few hours to be at work.

Thank God for Perrier and Tumbs… I was finally able to up chuck all of “The Red Lobster” in the “Porcelain God” later on in the morning. I am really pissed that I am sick to that point for something other then a hangover. Without given yall the gory details I didn’t count on seeing the shrimp, scallops, and pasta again after they went down. *sighs*

I am sooo over talking about this….

Umm… let’s cut to the chase I give this movie a F-….. and if there was a letter lower then F- I would give it that too. This was a glorified Twilight. Someone please tell me when did they stop making horror films that actually kill people?! Point and case in this movie the “Lead Vampire” (keyword vampire…you know the people who suck blood) got pissed off at a human and picked him up by the neck and threw him against the wall, then walked away.

Ummm…vampires don’t drink blood anymore?! The vampires in this movie were pimping the humans for money…*sighs* FAIL!

Don’t even get me started on Werewolves that have a heart… this movie was so bad it failed at being bad. Like it wasn’t even good enough to be considered bad.

I still can’t get over the fact that the lead vampire spent most of the movie having a Massengill Moment acting all emotional running around after his daughter…. hell I am still stuck on the notion that Vampires can experience natural child birth!

*sighs* I am done! This was like a F minus, minus, minus, and 10 more minuses.

Below is video and text of President Barack Obama’s inauguration speech.

WASHINGTON (MarketWatch) – Following is the full text of President Barack Obama’s inauguration speech:

It is my distinct honor to present the Chief Justice of the United States, the honorable John G. Roberts Jr. who will administer the presidential oath of office. Everyone, please stand.

Are you prepared to take the oath, Senator?

I, Barack Hussein Obama, do solemnly swear

I, Barack Hussein Obama, do solemnly swear

That I will execute the office of President of the United States, faithfully

That I will execute…

Faithfully, the office of President of the United States

The office of President of the United States, faithfully.

And will to the best of my ability,

And will to the best of my ability,

Preserve, protect and defend

Preserve, protect and defend

The Constitution of the United States

The Constitution of the United States

So help you God.

So help me God.

Congratulations, Mr. President.

Thank you. Thank you.

My fellow citizens:

I stand here today humbled by the task before us, grateful for the trust you have bestowed, mindful of the sacrifices borne by our ancestors. I thank President Bush for his service to our nation, as well as the generosity and cooperation he has shown throughout this transition.
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Video and Transcript of Dr. Rick Warren’s inauguration prayer.

Let us pray.

Almighty God, our father, everything we see and everything we can’t see exists because of you alone. It all comes from you, it all belongs to you. It all exists for your glory. History is your story. The Scripture tells us “Hear, oh Israel, the Lord is our god; the Lord is one.” And you are the compassionate and merciful one. And you are loving to everyone you have made.
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That dude is at home laughing himself to sleep every night.  He probably sleeps next to a few stacks and off-shore account bank statements.  He confessed to “borrowing” billions of dollars from people, and haven’t seen the inside of the jail yet.

Some people are screaming racism… some people are screaming classism.  I am screaming get over it… the Rich, White, Elite can get away with murder.  They live by a certain set of rules… and this started way back before I was even thought of.  I don’t waste my time wondering about why this man is at home chilling on his sofa looking at travel brochures while I am hard at work, wishing I was at home watching General Hospital instead of trucking through the damn snow and arctic wind, loll.
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Yea, I know I said I was but I am not really feeling it anymore. So I have come up with 10 things I will tell my unborn children why Mama Kitty did not go to DC.

1. It is a recession. I am not spending extra money to go to DC to stand in the freezing cold to watch BHO (Barack Hussein Obama) on HBO on the jumbo-tron, when I could be at home in the warmth of my house watching BHO on HBO, on my TV.

2. I, in no way, associate BHO with Martin Luther King. Going on the mall to support Obama does not represent the same thing it did when MLK was out there marching for racial equality.  Don’t get me wrong they are both great men… but I see them representing two different things.

3. I am not riding on the Chinatown express bus from NYC for 4 1/2 hours with Chickens and Goats to get to DC. I am so sorry but I just can’t do it.

4. DC is the straight up ghetto! DC has one small section that is nice… and that is the area called the “front lawn” in front of the white house, The cemetery, and the capitol buildings… other then that it is straight up hood. It is certain parts of DC that make Newark, NJ look pristine.

5. It is the dead of winter!

6. I am not paying more then $20 to get into a party… go figure all the parties in DC are charging $100 and more.

7. You are not allowed to bring back packs, large purses, umbrellas, etc… again please see #5 on why #7 is a FAIL! The po-lice and the secret service will be on you tougher then the cold Arctic Air!

8. I got up at 5am to vote for Obama on November 4, 2008… that was the most important thing I could of done in support of BHO.

9. Apparently DC doesn’t know how to order port-o-potties according to the crowds. The fact that there are a projected 4 million people expected to attend and only 5,000 port-o-potties were ordered?! Hmmm… that is a Bathroom FAIL! Now lets hope that they ordered additional toilets. Let’s give them credit for ordering at least 100k toilets…. where are they putting them? In South East DC?! That is an official FAILURE!

10. All the best parties seem to be happening in Harlem! Obama, I got your back all the way from New York!!!!!

*running* before the DC people come attack me, lolll

Kitty says: That’s why the Redskins suck! lmaoooo