One day I was walking home at night… *whistlin* singing this song

So I get off the train and I am crossing the street and I am getting my sing-a-long on to Adele and I go to lift my left foot up in the air to take a step then low and behold this fat as giant “Cloverfield-esque” monster size rat comes out of no where and cuts me off on the curb… so yall know I am a female and I did what any female would do….

So then I was embarrassed that I screamed and no one cared to see why I was screaming.  What made it so bad, that rat was so big that he didnt run across the side walk he walked by me in slow motion on some “Move out the way bitch!” type shit. On some “Sidewalk check homie!” type shit.

Yall know what I am a little disturbed at the list I posted last week of restaurants that got shut done due to rats.  I am so traumatized right now.  I’m mad New Yorkers aren’t even phased by them… they look at the rats like any other animal on the street.

*sighs* Like I got punk’d by a rat.  The rats like the size of small dogs.  What the hell yall New Yorkers feeding these rats?!  Oh never mind I already know “Golden Crust” smh… I am so mad yall feeding these rats curry goat, beef patties, and oxtails…

So to make things worse I was downtown on my lunch break today sitting on the bench in the park… the birds are chirping and everyone is doing their thing… then low and behold another Plus Size Model RAT appears from the bristling grass, across the sidewalk to the trash bin for his lunch break.

AM I to believe that Rats are a common everyday sighting here in New York?

*sighs* I wish Terrell Owens was here to console me… lolll

Ok, I am done venting!

Updated: David Dust kindly linked me to this video.

I dedicate this song to all the sexy men on my “in Crowd” I want you all to know:

“I love each and everyone of you in the moment that I am on your page… and not a moment after I leave” *kisses*

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Back when I wasn’t working I had a few over draft fee’s here and there to make it do what it do… and I say this to say Washington Mutual has made so much money off of me they could of erected a statue of me in my honor in front of one of their branches . I was the reason the lights stayed on. A whopping $33.50 per “Misguided Transaction” (that my term for bounced check, loll)

In any event I have grown more mature when it comes to money and have been making cautious purchases… so *shrugs* maybe that’s why they went out of business. However, I can’t help but be a little upset at them for going bankrupt. Yesterday, I logged on to find out I am now a Chase customer… but I am not sure sure I want to be with Chase. Picking the “right” bank is very important, and I am going to weigh my options between financial institutions. Hell I don’t know why I am yapping… I belong to like 3 different banks… *sighs* but Washington Mutual was my favorite. We had a love hate relationship going.

*sighs* My bank broke up with me….

Kitty says: I swear I didnt know it was them singing this song… but by the time I realized who it was it was already in my head *sighs*

In honor of the change in season, I present Autumn In New York. To be real most New Yorkers will dismiss the song because they don’t see what all the excitement is about but for the rest of us it’s a pretty amazing place to be.

Coming from California I am amazed at how the seasons change. In Southern California, we have one long season throughout the year… but here as soon as the season is up, IT’S UP! One week it’s Summer, the next Autumn and there is a serious difference. I can’t wait till the leaves change… I think that is the craziest thing to ever witness.

I wish someone would make a Harlem version of this YouTube video!

For those looking to fly in the next few months Virgin airlines has a fall sale going on. I recently purchased a ticket to go back home for $298… translation= was much cheaper then Jetblue, who tried to charge me $700 from NYC to L.A.

Rare_Diamond suggested I try Expedia or Priceline but as computer savvy as I am I am intimidated by the whole thought of having to negotiate for a ticket. I am a person of conveyance who doesn’t like to haggle over things. The extent I go is I price around with the major airlines directly and go with the cheapest one.

For years I was a loyal customer to American Airlines but with their rise in cost and decrease in quality of service I vowed never to fly with them again. I remember last time I flew with American when boarding a plane my seat had a pillow that someone had vomited on. The whole flight I felt like I was flying in a cheap motel… all that it was missing was the hookers.

However, this will be my first time flying with Virgin and I can’t help but be excited. I have heard great things about the Airline and I hope I am not disappointed.

Richard Branson, if you are reading this… I am open to a free upgrade to first class anytime your ready, lolll!

I’ll report back in November on my experience.

note: I re-up’d the video because the previous one was annoying the hell out of me with the autoplay.

Here is the video and transcript of the Presidential debate between McCain and Obama…

LEHRER: Gentlemen, at this very moment tonight, where do you stand on the financial recovery plan?

First response to you, Senator Obama. You have two minutes.

OBAMA: Well, thank you very much, Jim, and thanks to the commission and the University of Mississippi, “Ole Miss,” for hosting us tonight. I can’t think of a more important time for us to talk about the future of the country.

You know, we are at a defining moment in our history. Our nation is involved in two wars, and we are going through the worst financial crisis since the Great Depression.

And although we’ve heard a lot about Wall Street, those of you on Main Street I think have been struggling for a while, and you recognize that this could have an impact on all sectors of the economy.

And you’re wondering, how’s it going to affect me? How’s it going to affect my job? How’s it going to affect my house? How’s it going to affect my retirement savings or my ability to send my children to college? Video Watch footage of the debate »

So we have to move swiftly, and we have to move wisely. And I’ve put forward a series of proposals that make sure that we protect taxpayers as we engage in this important rescue effort.

No. 1, we’ve got to make sure that we’ve got oversight over this whole process; $700 billion, potentially, is a lot of money.

No. 2, we’ve got to make sure that taxpayers, when they are putting their money at risk, have the possibility of getting that money back and gains, if the market — and when the market returns.

No. 3, we’ve got to make sure that none of that money is going to pad CEO bank accounts or to promote golden parachutes.

And, No. 4, we’ve got to make sure that we’re helping homeowners, because the root problem here has to do with the foreclosures that are taking place all across the country. Read more about the expectations
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Bellow you will find New York City’s 12 Dirtiest Restaurants, complete with violations. I am a little disturbed because a couple of these are close to home.

note to self: stay far away from ALL Golden Crust locations!

note: Give The List Time To Load!

If 2pac were alive and running for president today he would of at least won the state of California.  I don’t think New Yorkers understand how much us California folks LOVE 2pac!  He did more then rap he involved himself into the community.  One of my last memories of him was listening to him on the local radio station talking about all the charitable plans he had plan to do around the city of Los Angeles, and he said it with such fire… kinda like a thug version of Obama.  It was more then just talk he was out there actually doing it.

He is the greatest Rapper of all time in my opinion.  No one can ever be on his level.  I wish he was around today Jay Z wouldn’t be on the thrown… 50 and him would be beefin… Biggie would be beefing with Puffy and eventually shelved like the rest of Puffy’s acts.

Hell who am I kidding… if Pac hadn’t of died in ‘96 he would of been dead in 2000, if not 2000, then 2003.  He was so big you couldn’t contain him… and to some if you can’t contain them you try and kill them.  Suge Knight bka the Lee Harvey Oswald of my generation.

Below is a poem I found on MySpace by this young dude.  Click on the poem to enlarge

Now, this video is straight up disrespect to the East Coast mainly New York which is one of the many reason I think New Yorkers don’t hold him on a higher pedistal then Biggie but *shrugs* I am going to post it any way. P.S. This video makes me home sick!

I LOVE You Pac!  When I have kids Tuesday’s and Thursday’s will be 2Pac day and we will only play your music!  I will never forget you!

So here is the review for Tyler Perry’s latest movie. Now typically at this time I would warn people if there were going to be spoilers thrown out there but there was no plot to spoil so just read it.

*sighs*… Tyler, Tyler, Tyler… what do we have here?! I mean I sat there in the movie theater watching your movie for that hour and fifty-one minutes and I honestly couldn’t tell any of my readers what this movie was about.

1. Let’s start with the title “the Family That Preys”…. *scratchin muh head*… umm who preyed?! I challenge one person who has seen this movie to point out one single, solitary time when someone preyed in this movie!

1a. So since no one preyed… this leads to my next point: What did the title have to do with this movie?! For everyone’s reading convenience I have come up with 10 possible titles Tyler Perry could of come up with to better match what the movie was about.

1. Your A Side Hoe, He’s Just Not That Into You!
2. Why did I get married pt.2
3. My Son The Idiot
4. My Daughter The Hoe
5. You Are Not The Father!
6. Imma Whoop My Sister’s Ass
7. Chronicles of a Corporate hoe
8. Why Did I Have Kids
9. The Bucket List pt 2
10. Whoop That Trick!

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