"Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul." -- Marilyn Monroe

One day I was walking home at night… *whistlin* singing this song

So I get off the train and I am crossing the street and I am getting my sing-a-long on to Adele and I go to lift my left foot up in the air to take a step then low and behold this fat as giant “Cloverfield-esque” monster size rat comes out of no where and cuts me off on the curb… so yall know I am a female and I did what any female would do….

So then I was embarrassed that I screamed and no one cared to see why I was screaming.  What made it so bad, that rat was so big that he didn’t run across the side-walk he walked by me in slow motion on some “Move out the way bitch!” type shit. On some “Sidewalk check homie!” type shit.

Yall know what I am a little disturbed at the list I posted last week of restaurants that got shut done due to rats.  I am so traumatized right now.  I’m mad New Yorker’s aren’t even phased by them… they look at the rats like any other animal on the street.

*sighs* Like I got punk’d by a rat.  The rats like the size of small dogs.  What the hell yall New Yorkers feeding these rats?!  Oh never mind I already know “Golden Crust” smh… I am so mad yall feeding these rats curry goat, beef patties, and oxtails…

So to make things worse I was downtown on my lunch break today sitting on the bench in the park… the birds are chirping and everyone is doing their thing… then low and behold another Plus Size Model RAT appears from the bristling grass, across the sidewalk to the trash bin for his lunch break.

AM I to believe that Rats are a common everyday sighting here in New York?

*sighs* I wish Terrell Owens was here to console me… lolll

Ok, I am done venting!

Updated: David Dust kindly linked me to this video.

"Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul." -- Marilyn Monroe

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"Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul." -- Marilyn Monroe

Back when I wasn’t working I had a few over draft fee’s here and there to make it do what it do… and I say this to say Washington Mutual has made so much money off of me they could of erected a statue of me in my honor in front of one of their branches . I was the reason the lights stayed on. A whopping $33.50 per “Misguided Transaction” (that my term for bounced check, loll)

In any event I have grown more mature when it comes to money and have been making cautious purchases… so *shrugs* maybe that’s why they went out of business. However, I can’t help but be a little upset at them for going bankrupt. Yesterday, I logged on to find out I am now a Chase customer… but I am not sure sure I want to be with Chase. Picking the “right” bank is very important, and I am going to weigh my options between financial institutions. Hell I don’t know why I am yapping… I belong to like 3 different banks… *sighs* but Washington Mutual was my favorite. We had a love hate relationship going.

*sighs* My bank broke up with me….

"Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul." -- Marilyn Monroe

Kitty says: I swear I didnt know it was them singing this song… but by the time I realized who it was it was already in my head *sighs*

"Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul." -- Marilyn Monroe

In honor of the change in season, I present Autumn In New York. To be real most New Yorkers will dismiss the song because they don’t see what all the excitement is about but for the rest of us it’s a pretty amazing place to be.

Coming from California I am amazed at how the seasons change. In Southern California, we have one long season throughout the year… but here as soon as the season is up, IT’S UP! One week it’s Summer, the next Autumn and there is a serious difference. I can’t wait till the leaves change… I think that is the craziest thing to ever witness.

I wish someone would make a Harlem version of this YouTube video!

"Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul." -- Marilyn Monroe

For those looking to fly in the next few months Virgin airlines has a fall sale going on. I recently purchased a ticket to go back home for $298… translation= was much cheaper then Jetblue, who tried to charge me $700 from NYC to L.A.

Rare_Diamond suggested I try Expedia or Priceline but as computer savvy as I am I am intimidated by the whole thought of having to negotiate for a ticket. I am a person of conveyance who doesn’t like to haggle over things. The extent I go is I price around with the major airlines directly and go with the cheapest one.

For years I was a loyal customer to American Airlines but with their rise in cost and decrease in quality of service I vowed never to fly with them again. I remember last time I flew with American when boarding a plane my seat had a pillow that someone had vomited on. The whole flight I felt like I was flying in a cheap motel… all that it was missing was the hookers.

However, this will be my first time flying with Virgin and I can’t help but be excited. I have heard great things about the Airline and I hope I am not disappointed.

Richard Branson, if you are reading this… I am open to a free upgrade to first class anytime your ready, lolll!

I’ll report back in November on my experience.