R.I.P. Estelle Getty

July 25, 1923 — July 22, 2008 Born Estelle Scher to Polish immigrants in New York, Getty fell in love with theater when she saw a vaudeville show at age 4. She married New York businessman Arthur Gettleman (the source of her stage name) in 1947, and they had two sons, Carl and Barry. The marriage prevailed despite her long absences on the road and in “The Golden Girls.” Getty was evasive about her height, acknowledging only that she was “under 5 feet and... Read More

I Visited A New Planet Called Long Island

My Crazy Club Story… I visited this new planet called Long Island a couple of months back… I went to the Hempstead region. Very strange… with an interesting civilization of people called “Long Islanders”. The wheels in my mind have been spinning ever since and although I don’t have anything negative to say… I don’t think I will go back to visit anytime soon. My girl Nish and I went to this club called Tabu and this club was jumping... Read More

F#ck Your Carpet B*tch!

Tobey is a GANGSTA! Tobey don’t give a damn about your carpet, your company over, nor your bad ass demon seed! Tobey woke up and said: “I am mad at the establishment and I’m not gonna take this shit anymore! I am tired of these motha fuckas not taking me for walks, feeding me table scraps, and forcing me to like your kid. This is how I am gonna show you my appreciation by going after the thing you worship the most!” FUCK YOUR CARPET BITCH! later that... Read More

The New Yorker= the Kim Kardasian of all magazines!

In my opinion, The New Yorker is the Kim Kardasian of all magazines… cheap and of no real importance. I thought I’d never see the day!   Well, *shrugs* at least blacks have made great strides. We used to be Niggers and Nappy Headed Hoes now we been upgraded to terrorist and Nappy Headed Militants?! The New Yorker downgraded it’s worth to the level of The Enquirer…. and I will treat them just like any other garbage sold at the check out counter... Read More

Sexy Lady Bloggers

I wanna take a moment to big up some of the ladies from the “In Crowd” Bloggers… they are doing great things.. so I am going to go check up on them unannounced and review their sites… sorta like a “secret shopper”, lolll. First up Our Resident Phone Sex Expert.. bka “Mz Milli charges a billi get your credit cards ready”… have your ear condoms out cause she worth every second… phonesexlife.com Kitty says: What I love... Read More

Sex Kitten Heels: Iman Global Chic

Ok first let me start off by addressing the men. I promise to write some more men friendly post this week. I have a few male readers who support me and I don’t want to lose you by making this blog a “tiddie fest”. Ok ladies, my guilty pleasure is HSN (Home Shopping Network). It’s no longer your grandmothers channel. I mostly buy pots and pans, linens and things… but ever since Iman has made her debut I’ve been a faithful buyer to her. Anyways... Read More

Nude Blogging… Damn It’s Hot!

This will probably be the most corniest post I will put out on the block and I am sure some of you pervs will find a flicker of enjoyment somewhere between the lines but-ter-umm I have never experienced humidity like this in my life! How the hell do you New Yorkers survive? I thought the Winter was the worst season but today I actually missed the snow, lolll. So everyday for the last 2 weeks I’ve been coming home dripping sweat. Once I walk through that front door I instantly... Read More